Bouvie Maven South of Davis

by Pam Green , © 12/04/2025

(to tune of Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands)

with my baggy sweatshirt and my Einstein hair,
and my acid tongue , of which many men beware,
and my hard-earned wisdom, which I try to share,
who among you will be wise enough to listen ?

with my web site well-constructed to last,
and my Facebook postings, both current and past,
and my answers to questions that you wish you'd never asked,
who among you will think those pearls that glisten ?

smart-mouthed ever-bitchy woman
whom the orthodox prophets say is heathen,
your big black dogs and Arabian horse,
dare I enter at your gate
or bitchy woman should I wait ?

with my baggy sweatshirt and my Einstein hair,
and my acid tongue , of which many men beware,
with my pack of dogs , for whom I'll always care,
who among you will come walking with us tomorrow ?

Bouvie maven , south of Davis,
whom abandoned dogs cry out "please save us !"
abandoned dogs who face a final date,
cry "please don't leave us to our fate !"